Of what comes before training

Potty training that is.

Buzz and I are sitting at the ocean front watching the waves crash.

Buzz: Birdy! Yeah crow hei? (Is that a crow?)
Me: nahein, seagull hei. (no that’s a seagull)
Buzz: Wo bench pe potty kare. Mumma ko bolo us ko diaper pehnaaye. (He pooped on the bench. Ask his mom to put a diaper on him)

Anyone knows Seagullish? Interpreter required.

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