Potty training that is.
Buzz and I are sitting at the ocean front watching the waves crash.
Buzz: Birdy! Yeah crow hei? (Is that a crow?)
Me: nahein, seagull hei. (no that’s a seagull)
Buzz: Wo bench pe potty kare. Mumma ko bolo us ko diaper pehnaaye. (He pooped on the bench. Ask his mom to put a diaper on him)
Anyone knows Seagullish? Interpreter required.