Mein siraf sach bolungi..

Aur sach ke siwaah kuch bhi nahein.

Nu tagged me and the rules go thus:
RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

But..but what is the fun in that..I am not following the rules..these were meant to be broken..these really were..so here goes.

Asked someone to marry you? Guilty Sigh those ragging days, they made us propose marriage on a daily basis, to different people that too 😦 Not that I am complaining 😉

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty I kiss Buzz everyday, so many times I can’t keep a count. I have also kissed my Mom and so many friends. All on the cheek unless you guys start thinking dirty thoughts. But kissed oh yes.

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent I can’t stand going to a bar, the smoke gets to me, so dancing on a table is too far off.

Ever told a lie? Guilty Looks down while drawing a flower with her toe.

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Innocent Thank God for small mercies.

Kissed a picture? Guilty Kiss Kiss ko pyaar karuin.. err.. D and Buzz.

Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent My stomach makes sure I get up if not for breakfast then by 11:00 for brunch.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty You would too if you had to listen to this professor go on and on about Fluid Mechanics right after lunch in peak Indian summer.

Held a snake? Innocent And plan to keep it like that.. ThankYouVeryMuch.

Been suspended from school? Innocent Am glad. Maa would have killed me.

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent Used to wish I would, back in the day, in the hopes of getting free fries and coke. Alas studies left no time, not to talk about how to get past Maa.

Stolen from a store? Guilty Stole candy once. Only to come home and have Maa eat my ears off, since she saw me and paid for it.

Been fired from a job? Innocent Would really like to keep it that way.

Done something you regret? Guilty Such is life, regrets plenty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty I am just glad it was water that I was drinking, unlike Jaljeera like my friend. Her nose itched for hours 😀

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty Do you know the number of times I have fallen down on a ski slope. Snowfall makes visibility real poor, hence the fall all the more. My mouth was opened more times than I want to remember 😦

Kissed in the rain? Guilty No need to explain this one..is there 😛

Sat on a roof top? Guilty All the time back in India. What wonderful days 🙂

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent That practical side insured this one.

Sang in the shower? Guilty O’putra thande thande paani se nahaana chahiye..every single time I had to take a cold shower in India..especially in Chandigarh. Water there is COLD.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent One has to be near a pool for that..right 😛

Shaved your head? Guilty Did not have much of a say in that one. They got it done when I was one 😦

Had a boxing membership? Innocent Now if you asked Kickboxing I would say yes yes yes.

Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty Unfortunately yes and not once.. 😦

Been in a band? Guilty Mock Rock band in college and we did real good impersonation of Bon Jovi if I say so myself 😛

Shot a gun? Guilty Pitchkaari (water gun) all the time for about a month during Holi 😀

Donated Blood? Guilty During a blood drive in college

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent Shantam Paapam..shub shub shub..

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty err..when one eats at a place called Cheesecake Factory, what does one expect. Not that they only have cheesecakes and not that I like them too much but they have some real awesome ones.

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent I would not let myself do something like that.

Have/had a tattoo? Guilty Those temporary ones, once during company picnic (they had a stall for it). And before you ask it was a dragon 🙂

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent Why not tell, the past is the past.

Been too honest? Guilty And lived to pay the price.

Ruined a surprise? Innocent I am real good at keeping a secret. Can keep a lid on most anything when I want to 😀

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Guilty err..did I mention Cheesecake Factory above? Have you seen their portion size?

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty Not even sad about it.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty Like everyday. I mean I am forever in Jean and t-shirt 😛

Joined a pageant? Guilty Ragging and things they make one do. Fresher’s night had all the girls sashaying down the place, answering stupid questions 😦

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty D better be telling the truth on this one.. 😛

Had communication with your ex? Innocent Ex, what ex..??

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent One needs to drink to get drunk..right..?? This is so never happening.

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty Stupid college, makes you do crazy things.

Yay all done. Now it is time to rub my hand in glee and tag a few people..So I tag AmbulisAmma, BlueMist, Chatterbox, Geeta and SmartAssBride