Mein siraf sach bolungi..

Aur sach ke siwaah kuch bhi nahein.

Nu tagged me and the rules go thus:
RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

But..but what is the fun in that..I am not following the rules..these were meant to be broken..these really were..so here goes.

Asked someone to marry you? Guilty Sigh those ragging days, they made us propose marriage on a daily basis, to different people that too 😦 Not that I am complaining 😉

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty I kiss Buzz everyday, so many times I can’t keep a count. I have also kissed my Mom and so many friends. All on the cheek unless you guys start thinking dirty thoughts. But kissed oh yes.

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent I can’t stand going to a bar, the smoke gets to me, so dancing on a table is too far off.

Ever told a lie? Guilty Looks down while drawing a flower with her toe.

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Innocent Thank God for small mercies.

Kissed a picture? Guilty Kiss Kiss ko pyaar karuin.. err.. D and Buzz.

Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent My stomach makes sure I get up if not for breakfast then by 11:00 for brunch.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty You would too if you had to listen to this professor go on and on about Fluid Mechanics right after lunch in peak Indian summer.

Held a snake? Innocent And plan to keep it like that.. ThankYouVeryMuch.

Been suspended from school? Innocent Am glad. Maa would have killed me.

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent Used to wish I would, back in the day, in the hopes of getting free fries and coke. Alas studies left no time, not to talk about how to get past Maa.

Stolen from a store? Guilty Stole candy once. Only to come home and have Maa eat my ears off, since she saw me and paid for it.

Been fired from a job? Innocent Would really like to keep it that way.

Done something you regret? Guilty Such is life, regrets plenty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty I am just glad it was water that I was drinking, unlike Jaljeera like my friend. Her nose itched for hours 😀

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty Do you know the number of times I have fallen down on a ski slope. Snowfall makes visibility real poor, hence the fall all the more. My mouth was opened more times than I want to remember 😦

Kissed in the rain? Guilty No need to explain this one..is there 😛

Sat on a roof top? Guilty All the time back in India. What wonderful days 🙂

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent That practical side insured this one.

Sang in the shower? Guilty O’putra thande thande paani se nahaana chahiye..every single time I had to take a cold shower in India..especially in Chandigarh. Water there is COLD.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent One has to be near a pool for that..right 😛

Shaved your head? Guilty Did not have much of a say in that one. They got it done when I was one 😦

Had a boxing membership? Innocent Now if you asked Kickboxing I would say yes yes yes.

Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty Unfortunately yes and not once.. 😦

Been in a band? Guilty Mock Rock band in college and we did real good impersonation of Bon Jovi if I say so myself 😛

Shot a gun? Guilty Pitchkaari (water gun) all the time for about a month during Holi 😀

Donated Blood? Guilty During a blood drive in college

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent Shantam Paapam..shub shub shub..

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty err..when one eats at a place called Cheesecake Factory, what does one expect. Not that they only have cheesecakes and not that I like them too much but they have some real awesome ones.

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent I would not let myself do something like that.

Have/had a tattoo? Guilty Those temporary ones, once during company picnic (they had a stall for it). And before you ask it was a dragon 🙂

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent Why not tell, the past is the past.

Been too honest? Guilty And lived to pay the price.

Ruined a surprise? Innocent I am real good at keeping a secret. Can keep a lid on most anything when I want to 😀

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Guilty err..did I mention Cheesecake Factory above? Have you seen their portion size?

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty Not even sad about it.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty Like everyday. I mean I am forever in Jean and t-shirt 😛

Joined a pageant? Guilty Ragging and things they make one do. Fresher’s night had all the girls sashaying down the place, answering stupid questions 😦

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty D better be telling the truth on this one.. 😛

Had communication with your ex? Innocent Ex, what ex..??

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent One needs to drink to get drunk..right..?? This is so never happening.

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty Stupid college, makes you do crazy things.

Yay all done. Now it is time to rub my hand in glee and tag a few people..So I tag AmbulisAmma, BlueMist, Chatterbox, Geeta and SmartAssBride

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74 thoughts on “Mein siraf sach bolungi..

  1. What’s with everyone saying they’ve stolen something from store? Is it that easy? :O

    And band? mock band, sure, but still…WOW. 😀

    1. It is kind of easy in India.. They have these open stalls right..so all you need atleast one more customer to take the stall owner eyes off you and you are good to go 😛 😛

      But I was a very little kid and learned my lesson in one go.. Maa made sure 😛

        1. same here I loved this flower drawing too much 🙂 nice exercise by the way 😛 so next time I sit to read blog I can keep drawing flowers 🙂

          1. Nu and NuNa: Keep trying sweethearts. You’ll draw the perfect flower one day. If you need imspiration, get it from me. If you ever have to pretend like as if ‘shy is coming’, then this is what you do. Bend your head and have a silly expression on your face and concentrate on drawing a flower with your toe. Everyone around you will think you are being shy. This is what I’m going to do for my wedding. I’m going to fool the world that I’m a shy bride 😀 Buahahahahahaaa

              1. Revs, you’ll probably get away with it ..until the drawing part. Instinct tells me that you’ll dig a hole to china just by way of drawing that flower, all out of frustration at keeping that shy expression on 😀

                LOL @ shy is coming.

                1. Hey Ass! I mean, SmartASS 😛 When I act, I REALLY act. Right to the point of holding a tea-cup viz feather-touch using 3 fingers only, just to show off that I am prim and propah! 😛 And when I know that there is a guy involved, I’d draw a flower in such a way that you can hardly any mark on the ground. Try me 😀

                  @Comfy: T uses love, thats different 😛

  2. Loved it Comfy, your witty explanations added to the fun and charm of this cute tag 😀 😀

    I too am excellent at keeping surprises and secrets to myself 😀 😀

    Thank you for tagging me, loved this tag 🙂

      1. You are sure to get a lot of eye rolling moments the minute I’ll do this tag for I am guitly of things (none of the replies on this tag at countless blogs I’ve read have a guilty to it) no one wold have thought I have done 😉

        Shall do it soon Comfy, probably as soon as my current story series ends 😀 😀

      1. Soon was initial plan. But there was so much boredom that I caved in. Remember the Calvin strip? The best way to get rid of boredom is spread it across. 😛 😆

  3. ‘Guilty You would too if you had to listen to this professor go on and on about Fluid Mechanics right after lunch in peak Indian summer’ – Oh ya, and they so want to put all such classes after lunch 🙄

    1. Mock Rock band in college and we did real good impersonation of Bon Jovi if I say so myself – Woww Comfy .. thatz awesome 🙂

      Lol @ the jaljeera thing .. I hd coffee 😛 😛

  4. the title is so apt 🙂

    the answers made me laugh and re-read it and of course re-laugh 😛

    You’re one interesting soul…tell us more about the grad life that you had,pliss !

  5. so much fun to read yours…your turn on the catwalk!!! and oh them water guns…arent they FUN…oh yeah..dont remind me of fluid mechanics or applied mechanics..my dad expected that i would get his genes..sorry genius in the subject..pray how i can i tell him that i got the recessive gene…and would rather sleep through the classes…

  6. Flowers and flowers all around the blog….I have started collecting them …Will make a bouquet and send it your way Comfy….

    Really loved the explanations …bin explanations sab soon(hindi one ,not the English one)

    Ayyioo I am tagged :)…..Will surely do it before leaving for vacations….

  7. About falling asleep at school, this is so true for me too. We had a very boring prof, in the first year, who taught us chemistry and the lecture would be right after lunch. The lecture room was equipped with ac and it was perfect place for us to fall asleep even when sitting in the first row 🙂 About ragging in college, well they make us do some things which we wouldn’t do otherwise but then they don’t harm us either. After it gets over, it’s much fun with seniors but till then we live in terror 🙂

    1. Chemistry, biology, Mechanics..all sleep inducing.. You sit on the first bench 😯 I was the last bencher always.. 😛 😛

      Ragging is so much fun to look back on..the craziness one goes through in those day 😀 😀

  8. Absolutely funny answers !! I did this tag too.. its a fun tag… but you gave the reasons and clarifications too… !!! that was not allowed in this tag !!! lol… but it does keep you safe 😛 😛

  9. Funny and well done comfy and i agree on fluid mechanics,and not only that the list is big,you are averse only to FM,unlike me.
    And,huh,u tagged me?
    Seems to be bit tough,but will do.

  10. lol! i did this tag long back on another blog of mine…m gonna dig it up one of these days and repost!

    u certainly have a unique way of interpreting the questions!! 🙂

  11. Your college life seems very very interesting.. would love to hear more 😀

    Wow, you are good at keeping a secret.. I cannot do that even if my life depended on it !

    Cheesecake Factory.. did you meet Penny ?? 🙂

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